Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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