When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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