They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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