Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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