we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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