Cold hands, warm shart.
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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