Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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