idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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