also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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