you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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