Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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