I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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