quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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