But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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