Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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