My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
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They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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