Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
i out mim tonsoeep
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
