this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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