thus making me awesome and them whores
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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