Buhtt sex?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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