Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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