So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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