Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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