Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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