so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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