Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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