Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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