Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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