Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I forget how to act sober
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