we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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