Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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