You really coming over, don't trick.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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