I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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