But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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