I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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