Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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