dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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