We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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