Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?