What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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