How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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