Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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