To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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