i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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