Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.