i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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