the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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