..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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