Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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