Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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