I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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