Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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