she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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