dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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