my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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