Non-Jews are for practice
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
